These probably aren't very funny out of context, but I don't care.
GregGALAXY: I can feel Jacqui's anger from her backyard. And She's in her room. Its like heatwaves.
_zebraskiin: @GregGALAXY I'm glad you know me and my fury so well.
redheadedeskimo: JACQUI, ARE YOU IN MY HEAD?!
GregGALAXY: @redheadedeskimo DONT JUST LAUGH AT THE MOST TERRIFYING MOMENT OF MY LIFE LIKE THAT!!!!
ohmygoshloriiii: Wow, they're still posting? They're just proving that they have no life.
GregGALAXY: @ohmygoshloriiii the fact that they are still posting is proving they have a never ending supply of comedy streaming through their veins
GregGALAXY: Did Jacqui just tweet to herself?
_zebraskiin: @GregGALAXY I do that a lot. I don't know why. I'm just obsessed with myself.
GregGALAXY:@_zebraskiin brand new brand new lori brand new owl city's bad brand new brand new
_zebraskiin: @GregGALAXY You shut your mouth right now. If you had said blue penis lol I would have driven to your house and slashed your tires. NO JOKE
GregGALAXY: Blue penis lol
GregGALAXY: Immediatly regretted that last tweet, and am now in fear for my tires
redheadedeskimo: What's the point in going to Covina if Alberto's is shut down?
_zebraskiin: @redheadedeskimo TO SEE ME? I DON'T KNOW. >:/
redheadedeskimo: @_zebraskiin Oh yeah.
_zebraskiin: @redheadedeskimo NO SEX FOR YOU. EVER
redheadedeskimo: @_zebraskiin ):
_zebraskiin: If Tyler doesn't start a blog about how hilarious I am pretty soon, I'm going to just do it myself!
Lemondrop_: @_zebraskiin Just write from Tylers point of view! And if anyone asks, just say he's insane and doesn't remember writing it.
redheadedeskimo: @Lemondrop_ I don't like where this is going.
MORE TO COME.
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I'M IN A BLOG! Cooool.
ReplyDeleteIs it sad that that's the most exciting thing ever for me right now?
My life..wow.
I think my favorite thing ever is the "blue penis lol" quote. HAHAHAHA. Tire slashing.
I think you should add these to the list.
ReplyDelete"GregGALAXY Catherine is a Condescending chink. Added to the list of things Jacqui says, that i wish i had."
"_zebraskiin @Jessica_Dear It's okay, we'll have a montage like in Rocky where I train you into a lean, mean, bitch machine!"
"_zebraskiin THERE'S LIKE OVER SIX BOYS THAT ARE IN LOVE JESSICA. AND I ONLY HAVE ONE. WTF MAN? I AM WAY FUNNIER THAN HER."
"_zebraskiin @Jessica_Dear It's like that conundrum: If there's a tree in the forest will anyone hear it? Yes, if they have a twitter."
"_zebraskiin I just yelled "I choose you Jessica!" And threw a Pokeball at her back. Oh god it was so funny. Hahaha."
Also,
ReplyDelete"_zebraskiin Whenever someone uses logic against me I pretend it didn't happen and say something immature."